Tea Towel Tuesday: Periodic Tablecloth of Swearing

Don't panic! It's not a tablecloth, unless you have an incredibly minimalist approach to tables or a larger-than-average dolls' house.
You'll remember Modern Toss from their delightful "Buy more shit or we're all fucked" bag. Their Periodic Table of Swearing is one of my favourite-ever purchases, hanging all demure on the wall waiting for my mum to peer at it and squawk about the sheer volume of four-letter words on it.

It's WELL rude. I love it.


It cost a bit, but for the much more manageable £11.50 you can get all the swears you could possibly want on this tea towel instead. I really, really loathe washing up glasses, so the idea of swearing all over them makes me very pleased indeed.

My favourite swear (of the ones I can really use in polite-ish company at any rate) is the delightfully random Acf: 'Acting like a cock snake on plant food.'

I have absolutely no idea what that means, but I like the idea of cleaning my mugs with it.

Naughty naughty Locher's

Sometimes I spot something that just makes me chortle a bit too much for my own good. This happened today when I found Locher's. Locher's was set up by Nicole Locher who realised that old school embroidery is lovely and simply not replicated today. So she set about adding vintage embroidery to fashion to bring it bang up to date. To balance out the chintz she has thrown in a little bit of foul language. We like!



This brilliant pendant is $49 (they ship to the UK as well, don't worry!). I am also a big fan of this cheeky little top and this one too! *snort*