Housework is dull!

Housework sucks. Washing up sucks. But as much as I try and ignore it (hiding in another room often helps) there is no such things as a washing up fairy. There really should be though. But until someone invents one, I'll have to buy these washing-up brushes from Pedlars. At least their prettiness might distract me from boredom. They're £3.95 for three.

Can I write about something fun and frivolous now, please?