It's always Cocktail Hour somewhere

As you know, the Domestic Sluts are fond of a cocktail or two. After some particularly yummy beverages this weekend in celebration of some Sluttish birthdays, I've decided that some mixology experiments at home are necessary. A well stocked drinks cabinet isn't a problem here, and I've even got the right glasses - but horrors, I realised the cocktail shaker has also gone amiss. Happily Heal's has come to the rescue - this box of tricks is £35 and contains all the tools of the trade.

Right, where's the vermouth?