I don't 'do' Valentine's - and certainly not cheesy gifts and soppy, gushy greetings cards. So the fact that I'm posting about this very subject may come as a shock... but! I have, in fact, found the most perfect edible dairy-based gift for your loved one (or indeed yourself, if like me you are a cheese lover: a fancier of fondue or an eater of Edam) this Valentine's: Godminster's heart-shaped vintage organic cheddar:
This 400g heart-shaped chunk of purple waxed Cheddar (or a 'truckle', to use the technical term) by Godminster is made in Somerset with organic milk so it tastes extra creamy. Mmmm! Best of all, it's even presented in a lovely little gift box:
They say the way to your loved one's heart is via the stomach - and they (who exactly are 'they', anyway?) are certainly not wrong. Get me this for Valentine's (or anytime, it's only £13.75) and this Cheesy Lover will heart you forever.
Want want want.
ReplyDeleteGodminster is my favourite Cheddar - and it's from Somerset, as am I! You can't go wrong with that!
ReplyDeleteCan someone send to Domestic Sluttery HQ please? All we have is normal shaped cheese.
ReplyDeleteHaha this is amazing! Bookmarking this for the boyf to find!
ReplyDeleteBest post title ever - made me chuckle :)
ReplyDeleteHeart shaped cheese? Amazing.
ReplyDeleteOrder placed.
Done.
Or 'truckle'? Teeheehee!
ReplyDeleteBest title for a DS post EVER.
ReplyDeleteA-thanks very much. I was especially pleased with this one.x
ReplyDeleteFor a smaller trifle, hunt out the Coeur de Neufchatel - tiny white rind heart shaped soft french cheese made in Normandy. Cute.
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