Ahoy Matey! Pirates Only Shelf Blocks from Swanky Maison

I know, I know. I'm in danger of becoming a sad obsessive, wanting everything from footwear to homewares to be decorated with anchors, singing sea shanties in the bath whilst pretending to be a mermaid, and re-watching Pirates of the Caribbean more often that could strictly be considered healthy. But it seems my nautical love knows no bounds.

I realise these decorative pirate shelf blocks were probably designed with children in mind, but the shabby-chic distressed wood gives them a vintage feel that I think could work just as well for adults. Whether they're used as book ends, to decorate a dressing table or to organise a CD collection, it'll be a pirate's life for you. But don't get carried away and start ordering anyone who crosses you to walk the plank. Been there, done that, and trust me, it doesn't go down well...

They're £18.50, by Sparrow Primitives for Swanky Maison.