Weird and whimsical: Duktig breakfast set

I'm not sure where my fascination for fake food comes from. It just looks so perfectly delicious, like a fast food poster but without any of the calories. I have a collection of plastic vegetables in my drawer at the office. Last week I lugged back a giant plush hamburger cushion from Paris. It's bigger than my face.

So I was thrilled to find this on Ikea's website this morning. It's a full Swedish. A plush breakfast set. There are holes in the cheese, sauce on the sausages, and the rashers look so crispy I may just need a second breakfast.

It's part of the Duktig range of toys designed to encourage children to role play. I have no idea what I would do with it, but at £5.99 it will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.