Design Porn: Black Diamond Cutlery

For five minutes, imagine that money is no object. And then imagine that you can decorate your kitchen with anything you want (you're all imagining a KitchenAid, aren't you?) This is my dream cutlery set. Coated with a carbon-finish, this is probably the swishest black cutlery there is. Diamond-encrusted cutlery for that matter. Sort of.

It's so very luxurious, and so damn sexy. Unfortunately, it's a staggering £235.80 for a FIVE PIECE set. It might be the most extravagant item I've ever written about. But I really really want to eat my steak with diamond-covered forks. I'll never be able to afford this (and even if I could, I'm not sure it's the best use of my cash, despite being so damn gorgeous), but if you can part with that much cash, you can buy the set from Design At Home.

Too pricey? Take a look at this Pied a Terre Onyx set from House of Fraser. It might not be made with diamonds, but it's still damn pretty. It's £160, but you get 24 pieces, which means you can share your spoons.