Tea Towel Tuesday: Use My Beard

Use your beard to dry my dishes? Don't mind if do, scarily hirsute man! It looks like someone's taken Movember to an extreme. This helpful chap reminds me of Mr Twit from Roald Dahl's The Twits, only with far less food caught in his beard. For now, at least - he hasn't seen the state of my kitchen yet.

This tea towel is £11 from Donna Wilson. She also makes a pleasingly rhyming Night Owl Tea Towel - not that Slut HQ is obsessed with owls, or anything. Ahem.