Here are some facts about pugs, the bonky-faced clowns of the dog world.
1) They are adorable.
2) Decades of inbreeding have rendered them terrible at breathing, which is a real flaw with something vital to life.
3) Like a true Domestic Slut, they love eating, lounging around and welcoming visitors.
3) If you hit them on the back of the head, their eyes fall out.*
And now I can add: they are officially better than drugs. Gemma Correll's sweet tote bag comes in turquoise or black, and costs £12 from Hannah Zakari. Carry it around as a handy reminder to say no to drugs, and YES to pugs.
* I may have dreamt this.
You've got a thing about useless animals, haven't you? First pandas, now pugs...
ReplyDeleteI love stupid animals who essentially rely on their cuteness to survive.
ReplyDeleteI adore Pugs! The boyfriend will be getting some not so subtle hints to buy me this bag when he gets home.
ReplyDeleteI got this bag for my birthday last year. It makes me spectacularly happy. I would deffo have a pug if my boss would let me bring the wheezy little chap to work!
ReplyDeleteThey have a pug not drugs tee in topshop! http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33057&storeId=12556&productId=2388313&langId=-1&categoryId=&parent_category_rn=&searchTerm=pugs&resultCount=1
ReplyDeleteIf only the boyfriend would hurry up and buy me a real pug though!