Friday, 22 July 2011

Cute or Creepy: Jeffrey Campbell's Bus Stop Brogue Heels

Oh, Jeffrey Campbell. I like you, but you confuse me. Or rather your shoes, like these completely cray-cray two-part broguette heels, do.

I'd probably never wear them, as I have a strange aversion to a) ankle straps (make your legs look fat) and b) wearing heels that actually might kill me. Yet I'm strangely drawn to their weird beauty, if only for their futuristic two-part-ness. If the shoes were too big, would your foot fall down the middle?!

What do you think, Sluts, cute or creepy?
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19 comments:

  1. Sara22 July 2011 at 15:14

    All I can see when I look at them is my ankle breaking. I can't stop staring at them though.

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  2. Sian Meades22 July 2011 at 15:22

    I think they're crazy madness. I think that means I like them.

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  3. Sara22 July 2011 at 15:23

    Sian, please find them and try them on and report back to the group.

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  4. Sian Meades22 July 2011 at 15:25

    Like a scientific experiment of the Sluttery kind. I shall return with my findings.

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  5. Kate22 July 2011 at 15:29

    As I scrolled up the page I saw the heel first, and not knowing what the post was about, I thought it was some sort of toilet. That's a first impression that's hard to get over...

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  6. Emma22 July 2011 at 15:30

    I feel like I'm weirdly drawn to them as well! They can't be very comfortable... Fashion towers over function here!

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  7. HannahPopsy22 July 2011 at 15:31

    I want them!! xxx

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  8. Fiona22 July 2011 at 15:33

    Hideous.

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  9. Saffron22 July 2011 at 15:40

    Suddenly fallen arches, anyone?

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  10. Writing's my thing22 July 2011 at 16:00

    No, no, no, never!

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  11. ChapeauCarmine22 July 2011 at 16:01

    OMG, they're even more hazardous looking than the Irregular Choice cutaway wedges which I've been lusting after for ages:
    http://www.irregularchoice.com/shop/womens/product/2548/dance-the-night-away-.html

    Though not quite as alien as the Antonia Berardi or Noritaka Tatehana heel-less platforms

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  12. Sian Meades22 July 2011 at 16:05

    Weirdly, they're the only Irregular Choice shoes that I've ever liked.

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  13. Last-Year Girl22 July 2011 at 16:21

    I've stared at these for a long time now and, you know what, I just don't know...

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  14. splendidindeed22 July 2011 at 17:13

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  15. splendidindeed22 July 2011 at 17:14

    oops.. what I said was : surely a recipe for foot disasters..? Also I can imagine walking around a giant version of this in an art gallery, I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

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  16. Anonymous22 July 2011 at 18:46

    I say they're wearable-gaga, I need to see them on a foot before I can judge!

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  17. Meredith KB23 July 2011 at 09:31

    Wow! I'm in looooove.

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  18. Sian Meades25 July 2011 at 10:35

    Well the same could be said about the stiletto.

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  19. Suki Bee25 July 2011 at 16:14

    These are just mesmerising! Yes, they'd hurt A LOT but, as everyone's said, you just can't stop looking at them!

    I'm pretty glad (for both red bank balance and ankles' sakes) that Man of Interest is only 3 inches taller than me. Bye bye ridiculous heels (for now)...

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