Condiment Gun

Die, hotdog, die! Take that, hamburger scum! Where do you think you're going, oven chips?

*Ahem*

I was meant to show you pretty ceramics this afternoon. But then I found this condiment gun and all I want to do is blast people in the face my food with ketchup and mustard. Burgers and chips are fun anyway, but squirting them with a gun of tasty stuff makes them so much better.

But let's be honest, you could get about three minutes into your drunken dirty burger before you started using the gun on your friends. That's a really very messy game to play. It's also a brilliant game and I want to play immediately. They're £15.99 from I Want One Of Those and I suggest playing outside.