Sluttery Travels: Burggraaf, Dorset

Burggraaf is quirky little thing. It's exclusive rental only, so if you like it then you're going to have to hire out the entire place. It sleeps 12 through 6 rooms, so as long as you've got some buddies in need of a holiday then you're sorted.

The decor is what makes it different - usually holiday homes are all countryside shabby chic. Burggraaf? It's like something off the cover of Living Etc.

That is one sexy bedroom. No, I wouldn't usually throw green, blue and pink pastels together.

I like the mix of modern and traditional. There are exposed oak beams throughout and the superking beds can be 'unzipped' and turned into two singles. That's much nicer than having two singles squished together. Take note hoteliers, that does not a double bed make.

Oh, and if you're bored of jumping on the bed (spoilsports), there's an outdoor hot tub and a heated indoor swimming pool for splashing about. This is one very luxurious holiday home.

You've got to commit to three nights (doesn't that sound like the biggest hardship ever?) and it's around £1950 for the entire weekend via Chic Retreats. You know what that means? This little Dorset gem that I can't spell without three attempts is just £54 per person per night.