Ask The Sluts: What's your favourite chocolate bar?

Everyone has a favourite chocolate bar (don't try and fight it, you can't like two bars equally). There's always a favourite. Here's a little run down of what chocolate you'll find in our desk drawers. If you want to bribe us to be our friends, these are the choccy bars you should buy us.

Siany: I go through fits and bursts with chocolate bars. One week I can be all over Twix bars, then I'll forgot they exist for ages. Then Bounty bars, then Kinder Bueno. Despite my lust for other chocolate, I always come back to Wispa bars. The day they reappeared was probably one of the best days of my life. Not Wispa Gold, though. They're crap.

Sara: Bounty bars, because I enjoy telling myself I'll just eat half and save the rest for later, then immediately forgetting and scarfing the whole lot. Dark chocolate only, mind.

Hazel: Wow to choose just one is REALLY tough. When I was little it was without doubt the blue Biscuit Boost, but then they went and made the caramel and chocolate layer all soft and ruined it (why do they keep doing that?) so my allegiance moved on to Caramels, although a Flake bar comes a very close second...

Elizabeth: As a self-proclaimed chocoholic this a really tough question. Am I allowed a top 5? Green & Black's Almond, Cadbury's Whole Nut, Ferrero Rocher, the Purple One and a plain old Snickers bar. So basically anything with nuts would make me happy.

Nick: My grandparents used to have a walk-in cupboard which was essentially a confectioner's Aladdin's cave. That was where I fell in love with Toffee Crisps, Penguins, Wispas and Trios. Unfortunately, my teenage years made me afraid of chocolate and its effects on the landscape of my pubescent face so now I only indulge in my absolute favourites. Williams-Sonoma Peppermint bark is my crack (white chocolate, dark chocolate and mint rock). My other weakness is Crunchies. Chocolate and honeycomb!?! It's essentially doubling-down on greatness, I'm saddened that no one else recognised its supremacy.

Laura: For me, without a doubt, it's Kinder Bueno. Unbelievably moreish hazelnut cream covered in wafer so you can pretend it's almost healthy. There was an advert for them about five years ago where two high pitched voices just sang the word 'Bueno' again and again, and I have to sing it whenever I see one. If you can't get Bueno, just buy me anything Swiss. Particularly if it has sea salt in it. But not dark chocolate, that would just be silly.


Caleigh: It has to be Cadbury's Flake. When I was 11, I played Charlie in an all-girl production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and my 'Wonka Bar', that I ate on stage every night, was really a Flake - I've loved them ever since. I love that the crumbly bits collect in the bottom of the wrapper and just when you think you've finished the bar, you've actually got another wee helping of chocolatey goodness lurking there.


So which is the best chocolate bar? Wispas? Crunchies? Bounty? FIGHT!

Flickr image from acme.