We all know Really Difficult To buy For people.
When even searching through the Domestic Sluttery archives draws a blank, the very last thing we want is have you resorting to a book voucher shoved into a card. So we've done the only sensible thing we could to solve this difficult problem.
Domestic Sluttery has joined forces with Howkapow to bring you a fabulous secret gift subscription service.
Domestic Sluttery and Howkapow Go Postal is super simple. You decide how much you'd like to spend on your package (£10, £15 or £20 a month as a one off payment) and then we'll send a fabulous gift from Howkapow. Each month your lucky prezzy recipient (or YOU! Send yourself presents!) will get a secret parcel and guaranteed smiles from whatever is in their box.
Postage and packing is included if you're in the UK (see each individual listings for delivery outside of the UK), but as it's a surprise gift Howkapow will only accept returns in the unlikely circumstance that something is faulty - you can't pick and choose with surprise presents, that ruins all the fun. You might get extra special treats in the parcel sometimes (more secrets!) and we'll occasionally ask special guests to select our gifts.
The presents will be sent on the 1st and 15th of each month so you won't have to wait weeks for your package. We're running subscriptions for three months initially and then hopefully we'll extend the awesome even further. The gifts we're choosing will be suitable for guys and gals and we'll mix it up each month - there are only so many tea towels one can own (apparently).
We've basically solved your gift buying for the rest of the year. Do we get a Blue Peter badge now?
Domestic Sluttery has joined forces with Howkapow to bring you a fabulous secret gift subscription service.
Domestic Sluttery and Howkapow Go Postal is super simple. You decide how much you'd like to spend on your package (£10, £15 or £20 a month as a one off payment) and then we'll send a fabulous gift from Howkapow. Each month your lucky prezzy recipient (or YOU! Send yourself presents!) will get a secret parcel and guaranteed smiles from whatever is in their box.
Postage and packing is included if you're in the UK (see each individual listings for delivery outside of the UK), but as it's a surprise gift Howkapow will only accept returns in the unlikely circumstance that something is faulty - you can't pick and choose with surprise presents, that ruins all the fun. You might get extra special treats in the parcel sometimes (more secrets!) and we'll occasionally ask special guests to select our gifts.
The presents will be sent on the 1st and 15th of each month so you won't have to wait weeks for your package. We're running subscriptions for three months initially and then hopefully we'll extend the awesome even further. The gifts we're choosing will be suitable for guys and gals and we'll mix it up each month - there are only so many tea towels one can own (apparently).
We've basically solved your gift buying for the rest of the year. Do we get a Blue Peter badge now?
This sounds fabulous - dare I ask if it's available to those of us not living in the UK (I'm in France and having the shittiest years of my life; this would be something wonderful to look forward to every month)?
ReplyDeleteIt is indeed! Postage prices are on the Howkapow website listings.
DeleteThree unbelievably awful years just suddenly got a little brighter...!
DeleteThank you, I'll be checking it out later on today (when I have less children under foot, more time and more mojitos).
Gosh, I hope you like the surprise boxes. Sounds like you need cheering. Also, making this will certainly help:
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About 5 minutes ago my brother asked me what I'd like for my forthcoming birthday. I said I didn't know but now... problem solved!! :)
ReplyDeleteNo more rubbish presents! Pretty things for everyone!
DeleteThis is so freaking exciting!
ReplyDeleteYou should do a Christmas special package
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