Sluttery Sales Spy: Joy, Office & Made.com

Sale me up, Scotty.

THE DRESSES

Louche Ilsa swan dress, £30 (was £55), Joy

Surely a swan dress is the perfect thing to swan around in? Yes, yes it is. Then you too will look irresistibly pretty, yet have the power to break someone's arm by flapping your wings. Added benefit: no-one will be able to cook and eat you, else they'll have the Queen to deal with. And she can break your arm with her handbag. Ooft.

French Connection daisy print dress, £38 (was £65), ASOS

Clearly I'm into blue print dresses today. This French Connection one from ASOS is allegedly covered in little daisies, but in fact I think they are fire flowers from Super Mario. Without the eyes. SADLY. Anyway, let's-a-go and buy it, yeah?

Louche Renn pleat dress, £35 (was £55), Joy

Ah, sea green. A lovely colour, and one that oftentimes doesn't resemble the sea as we know it in any way. But who cares what the actual sea looks like, when you can float around in this Renn dress from Joy, pretty much personifying the most gorgeous, warm, sunshiney sea you can imagine? One where nappies and beer cans don't dwell. Just the odd message in a bottle for company. Wonderful.

THE SHOES

Swedish Hasbeens, £76.50 (was £175), Office

My love of chunky, cloggy shoes is well-known round these parts. Swedish Hasbeens are usually prohibitively expensive (and have I ever recommended Lotta from Stockholm to you guys as a way cheaper, way good alternative? Because I should have done that by now), but here's a splendid pair in the Office sale. I'm not saying £76.50 is cheap, but it sure is cheaper than £175. *maths face*

London Rebel flats, £24 (was £35), ASOS

I do like a pretty pair of flats. And I do LOVE these London Rebel flats, with their T-bar and buckle and general greeny awesomeness. I'm not a huge fan of pointy-toed heels (my feet are too large already) but somehow a pointy flat doesn't have the same elongation problems. They just make me look more grown-up, which, at 34, is something I am still experimenting with. In my head, I'm 17.

Lola Ramona Elsie heels, £49.50 (was £102), Office

It's a colourful Spy this week, innit? Let's add a little monochrome, albeit with a dose of scarlet to liven things up. These Lola Ramona Elsie shoes are less than half price. I'm swooning all over that striped heel. Don't worry, my swoon won't be attached when you buy yours.

THE HOMEWARES

Jersey chair in raspberry red, £119 (was £199, typically £495 on the high street), Made.com

Hands up who went along to our brilliant blogging and writing event at the Made.com showroom on Wednesday night? I have my hand very sadly DOWN, due to living approx. 464 miles away (yeah, I Google Mapped it just in case London had got closer to Scotland). While you lucky lot were swigging cocktails from Maverick Drinks, chowing down on delicious cakes made by Caleigh and Laura H, listening to 8 out of 10 Domestic Sluts impart their infinite blogging wisdom, and gazing upon beautiful furniture, I was at home SOBBING INTO TWITTER and snooping around the Made.com sale. So actually, I had a fun evening too, because I found a lot to love, not least this raspberry red Jersey chair. Just the thing to sit in while wearing your raspberry beret.

AHEM.

Pigeon & Jelly cushion, £48 (was £60), Thornback & Peel

Good Things are going on at Thornback & Peel right now. And by Good Things, I mean 20% off EVERYTHING, including this pigeon and jelly cushion. Well, including EVERYTHING, really. Just enter the code HAPPY20 at the checkout. Keep and eye on those pigeons, though. As soon as your back is turned they'll have their faces RIGHT in that jelly.

Cornell chair in flamingo pink, £79 (was £109, typically £499 on the high street), Made.com

My absolute favourite thing today, possibly THIS YEAR, is definitely this bright pink Cornell chair from Made.com. I am in need of one more dining chair (for my living room; oh look, it's complicated), and this may be it. I am drowning in adore.

Bought anything nice this week, mes amis? Got any plans for the weekend? What're you having for your tea? Let's CHAT.