Design Porn: Me And Zena

I could tell you I was showing you Me And Zena because of their giddy, playful designs, their zodiac rings, their unicorn collection, or their general obsessive teenager/pop princess mood, but I'd be lying. I desperately want to show you their kitty look book:

Look at her face! She gives not one single fuck about the trinkets around her. I love her.

We've banged on about Me and Zena before - remember the dripping paint heart necklaces? - but it's time to introduce you to all their loveliness.

Why did no-one tell me midi rings exist? This is a whole new body area - the middle of your finger, if you're as confused as me - to adorn with jewellery. This fortuna midi ring comes with a shimmering silver-opal crystal and a twisted gold band. Even better, it's in the sale.

This weekend, I went to a Liberace themed hen do. There were capes and jewels and a screening of Behind the Candelabra and, unrelatedly, llamas. I believe Liberace himself would have approved of this gold unicorn necklace. He would have worn it with 23 other necklaces and described it as "this old thing". There are unicorn earrings and a unicorn ring if you prefer a more low-key mythical beast.

This rainbow ring is so pleasingly chunky. Wear it on two fingers like a twee-est knuckleduster on earth.

This loveometer heart spinner necklace will settle, once and for all, whether your amore loves, likes, hates, or lusts for you. The description says "100% accuracy guaranteed!" so I presume it's done with scientific algorithms and nothing as crass as random chance.

It's a tiny pencil ring! I don't really know what else to say! You will either fall in immediate and inexplicable love with it, or you will be wrong.

Now go and explore the rest of Me and Zena, including their blog with lots more cat pictures and things that aren't cat pictures that you can scroll past quickly to get to more cat pictures.