Sluttery By Post: Janine Basil's Hair Accessory Club

We're long-time lovers of Janine Basil - from unicorns to comic books, her design inspiration is always very relevant to our interests. I'll be snapping up loads of her wares as Christmas presents this year. But hark! The hair clip angels sing, dear readers, and the festive song they are singing (to the tune of Good King Wenceslas; they got a bit mixed up with their carols) brings tidings of comfort, joy, and an exciting Hair Accessory of the Month Club. Sing along, why don't you?

12 fine hair clips every year,

Sometimes headbands too-oo,

Buy for someone very dear,

Or keep them all for you-oo.

Your hair will look fucking rad,

From now until December,

Janine’s hair club makes us glaaad,

YOU SHOULD BE A ME-EMMM-BER!

What the hair clip angels neglected to tell us is a) what's included; b) how much it costs; and c) where we can sign up for this brilliance. I'll step in and take over from those lazy angels, shall I?

8-bit Christmas hair clips, £12 each

Every month, you (or your lucky giftee) will receive an exclusive Janine Basil hair accessory - that means it won't be on sale elsewhere in her shop. It might be a new colourway of an existing design, or a never-seen-before BRAND-NEW creation. In a year, you'll get 8 hair clips and 4 headbands, or - if you opt for a 6-month subscription - you'll receive 4 hair clips and 2 headbands. But that's not all! You'll also get a bonus little gift each month, which could be a piece of jewellery or even another hair clip. PLUS, 12-month subscribers will get an extra hair clip around their birthday. How lovely is that?

Bam! headband, £15

You can choose between geeky (expect zombies, pixels, and comic book goodness) or cute (lots of hearts, kawaii, glitter, and animals). Each version is available as a 12-month subscription at £144, or 6 months for £72. HOWEVER - there's a 25% discount right now, so if you enter the code EARLYCHRISTMAS at the checkout, the Hair Accessory of the Month club rates become £108 for 12 months, and £54 for 6 months. Pay monthly plans are also available if coughing up that amount of cash in December has made you do a little shiver/reach for the gin bottle - just contact Janine via her Etsy store for more details.

Cherries headband, £15

The last ordering date for Christmas is December 8th, and if you're buying a subscription as a gift, Janine will include a card with the first month's parcel. Visit her Facebook page to see photos of November's members modelling their goodies. There was a fox clip! I told you everything was relevant to our interests...