Vegan Black Metal Chef

We love vegan food here at Domestic Sluttery - partly because veg isn't going to clog up our arteries in the same way as, say, a ton of cheese and beef will *sigh*.

But you know what's been missing in our vegan-loving lifes so far?

Wrong. Unless your answer was metal. Specifically, A BLACK METAL VEGAN CHEF DOING YOUTUBE TUTORIALS THROUGH THE POWER OF SONG!




So much for Eurovision!

I don't know about you, but I am NEVER cooking to Radio 4 again, only to my own personal black metal cook-a-long band. Also, I would like some of those death metal arm knives he's using to stir his sauces.

Thanks to Twitter's Rhodri Marsden for the tip-off, and if that's put you in the mood for more frankly insane things involving Pad Thai, you should *definitely* look into buying this ginormous Yummy Pad Thai Ring from Etsy. Er...