If you weren't in the market for seventeen new pairs of shoes today, I fear you've visited Domestic Sluttery in error and I can only apologise for what's about to happen. You're going to want to buy all of Dogo's shoes. Not only are they worthy of the 'fucking brilliant' blog post tag, but they're in the sale at Fab and just £28 a pair.
Feast your eyes.
What do you mean we've been going cartoon and comic crazy recently? We've only shown you (not-so) superhero prints and cartoon handbags and whole outfits devoted to comic books. That's totally normal. Shush now, just buy the comic book pop art shoes.
I don't actually like the little ankle boot shape, but I do love this Paris design. Zut alors. J'adore. Etc.
"What's on your shoes?"
"Alcoholic cats."
YES.
Mind the gap. In your amazing new shoes that you won't want to scuff.
Wheeee! Little hot air balloons! Take note, Kurt Geiger. Your shoes don't have scribbles on and it's high time you did something about it.
All shoes could have cartoon witches on. Because JUST BLOODY LOOK.
Sizes are limited (already making some of the larger-footed Domestic Sluts a bit kicky in my general direction). If you're anything bigger than a 7 you're fresh out of luck. But at £28, you should be buying these brilliant shoes as presents for absolutely everyone you know. Even the postman. And the nice lady in the shop by your house. And... no, stop now. That's enough.
WAIL SHRIEK SOB
ReplyDeleteI'm really, really sorry.
DeleteThey're a gorgeous find! I love them. They'll look wonderful on more petite feet! Are you buying any, Sian?
DeleteI really really want the pop art ones.
DeleteNO! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteWHY AREN'T THEY AVAILABLE IN A NINE LIFE IS SO SO SO UNFAIR
I'm really, really sorry.
DeleteNo nines = sad times :-(
ReplyDeleteThe men's section (grumble moan) is down to 99 euros and goes up to a size 45 (whatever that is). BUT STILL UNFAIR!
ReplyDeleteOoh, I didn't think to check the men's section. Good idea.
DeleteLook! Look! Does this help?
Deletehttps://www.facebook.com/shoetattoouk?fref=ts
Adore the witches & London ones!
ReplyDeleteI am quite taken with the witch ones. They remind me of The Worst Witch and she was brilliant.
DeleteHow am I meant to choose just one pair? They're all so amazing!
ReplyDeleteI warned you.
DeleteI adore them all!!
ReplyDeleteIt's extravagant to buy them all, isn't it?
DeleteI want then all! No, scrap that...
ReplyDeleteI need them all!!!
I love the witch ones, why can't I buy them? How do I buy them?
ReplyDeleteAaaah, the problem with Fab sales is that there's a time limit on them all. You may have to get these shipped from Turkey if you really really want them:
Deletehttp://www.dogostore.com/
Oh dear perhaps next month, I'll just spend the rest of this month in my stupid non-witchy shoes (grumble grumble). Thanks for clearing it up!
DeleteSorry your shoes aren't witchy, that is a good reason to grumble.
DeleteMy shoes don't have drunk cats on them. Humph.