The Super-Romantic Canvas Bag

Here at Domestic Sluts, we're gin-swilling, pun-cracking cynics with cute shoes. You wouldn't catch us making especially tasty dinners for our gentleman friends, or being cheered up by a silly cat video from said gentleman. Oh no. Not at all. So this 'romantic rights' canvas bag from Me and Zena didn't make me coo.

It's like a caution from the Romance Police: 'You have the right to remain romantic. Anything you say can and will be used against you'. Oh, just chuck me the bag - and a kitten video, while you're at it.