Seven Deadly Sins: The Whole Caboodle, from Coco de Mer

I may not always have the cash to indulge in its wares as often as I’d like, but saucy boutique Coco de Mer is a favourite of mine. Sadly, however, the ‘erotic homeware’ section for the UK has far less to offer than the USA version. But if you’re prepared to splash out on shipping from across the pond, the entire deadly sins series could be yours for $245, with these vintage-style plates from Trixie Delicious.

And that’s not all. Although I’m not sure I could serve my gran scones on this naughty saucer, I definitely have some friends who would appreciate it as a gift.

But if risqué ceramics aren't your cup of tea (pun intended, of course), the UK site does a gorgeous range of decadent but tasteful wallpapers, like this delicious Liquorice Cherry design, £59 for 10 metres.