Perfect Purses: Fabric Bows by Bedcrumb

We've established that I'm not the girliest of girls. I like high heels with zombies and eyeballs on them, and decorate my walls not with tasteful art but with homages to Harry Potter, pictures of Steven Tyler's wrinkled (but I maintain still swoonsome) mug, and prints of pirate ladies who look like they'd be more likely to disembowel you with a cutlass than give you sound advice on dinner parties or sophisticated interior design.

But, in contrast to all that, there's not much in the world that, in my humble opinion, wouldn't be improved by the addition of a big beautiful fabric bow. David Cameron, wasps, clowns. Three of my most hated things, but imagine them in a floppy bow and suddenly they're much less intimidating. So by that logic, I love these linen purses by Bedcrumb. A simple coin purse jazzed up with a vintage fabric bow and contrasting buttons, they'd make you smile every time you made a purchase. They're £15.95 each, and you can specify your preferred colour or just ask for a pot luck and see what arrives. And postage is free too.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to arm myself with all the floral fabric I can find and track down David Cameron...