Salutations, motherfucker! Let me introduce you to Calligraphuck's range of sweary letterpress cards. One of these little beauties will serve as the perfect conduit for a missive to your most potty-mouthed friends. Swearing IS big and it IS clever - never forget it, kids.
This is the sort of thing Benedict Cumberbatch - himself a rather magnificent bastard - says to his chums all the time, isn't it?
Know someone who's going through a rough patch? Send a profane pick-me-up to brighten their day.
I love a bit of gratuitous swearing, and I think the reason these cards are so effective is the juxtapositioning (*pretentious face*) of profanity with the sort of calligraphic font normally reserved for wedding invitations. I can imagine hearing the satisfying thud of its heavy card hitting my doormat and thinking this was something VERY formal arriving in the post.
Calligraphuck's cards are £4 each, including birthday, congratu-fucking-lations, and Christmas cards (no, it's not too early, apparently - I've had a press release about it already). And if you reckon you'll still be with your magnificent bastard or bitch next Valentine's Day, they've got that covered, too.
Calligraphuck - I fucking love you.
I...I just...I....I want ALL OF THEM! All of them! And I speak as someone who has an actual box of stationery on my desk so clearly don't need any more ever again!
ReplyDeleteThese are f*****g amazing!
ReplyDeleteThese are fan-f*****g-tastic! I love them!
ReplyDeleteI'd probably use these as wedding invitations.
ReplyDeleteOh my. I am resisting the urge to curse, but I really love these.
ReplyDeleteThese are fab...my boyfriend used to call me magnificent bastard for a reason only known to him, he laughed when I showed him last night :)
ReplyDeleteSimply f***ing brilliant.
ReplyDeleteJust received Happy Fucking Christmas and it's made my day :)
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