Valentine's gifts: She's a Cheesy Lover

I don't 'do' Valentine's - and certainly not cheesy gifts and soppy, gushy greetings cards. So the fact that I'm posting about this very subject may come as a shock... but! I have, in fact, found the most perfect edible dairy-based gift for your loved one (or indeed yourself, if like me you are a cheese lover: a fancier of fondue or an eater of Edam) this Valentine's: Godminster's heart-shaped vintage organic cheddar:

This 400g heart-shaped chunk of purple waxed Cheddar (or a 'truckle', to use the technical term) by Godminster is made in Somerset with organic milk so it tastes extra creamy. Mmmm! Best of all, it's even presented in a lovely little gift box:

They say the way to your loved one's heart is via the stomach - and they (who exactly are 'they', anyway?) are certainly not wrong. Get me this for Valentine's (or anytime, it's only £13.75) and this Cheesy Lover will heart you forever.