Star Wars plates - afternoon tea just got kitsch!

Q: What do you do when one part of you brain is screaming "Chintz! Shabby chic! Vintage teacups!" and the other replies "Sci-fi! Star Wars! GEEKERY!"?

A: Buy these plates from Etsy seller BeatUpCreations, first discovered by one of my fave blogs, Daddy Likey.

R2D2 Portrait plate $35


Dark Lord Darth Vader portrait plate $79

I don't even know where to begin with these. They're kitsch brilliance! My nan used to collect those old-fashion picture plates that hung on the wall, and I was mesmerized by them as a child. Imagine these as a tongue-in-cheek modern day alternative. I'd definitely use them as art, not crockery. I refuse to eat cake off a Wookiee.

But doesn't stop at just Star Wars. It gets even better. Look!

Gizmo portrait plate $35

Needless to say, you can't put food on this one after midnight, and you can never get it wet. If you do, I can only assume it turns into this...

Yeah. I have photoshop...