Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.That's the sound of me not buying these great Rocketdog embellished trainers from ASOS, £35. I mean, it's only sensible. I'd probably look a right tinker walking around with hearts and stars, and...
OHMIGOD ROCKETS! THEY HAVE ROCKETS ON! Right![A brief pause]
I just bought them.
It's all right, they have more.
Those trainers! Me want. They're a worthy successor to my Ed Hardy 'Dancehall Queen in search of a dancehall' trainers.
ReplyDeleteHehe! I can totally imagine Domestic Slut Robyn saying all of those things to herself as she shops online.
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