Design Porn: Lazy Oaf's Hotdog Scarf

Things which alleviate the horror of another six month's worth of bad weather; conkers, hot alcoholic beverages and this rather delightful Lazy Oaf Hotdog Scarf.

 

Perhaps another Slut would have categorised this £25 wonder under the 'Cute or Creepy?' tag but I think it's ridiculous and delightful. It also reminds me of a quite funny date at a restaurant a few weeks back when the datee ordered a hot dog. A hot dog. In an actual restaurant. Is that a bit weird? You tell me, ladies.