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Best read with a martini or glass of champagne, these are my personal favourite pieces of advice:
"GSOH stands for Good Size Of Hand. Occasionally it is followed by NNTB (Nose Not Too Big). Why this should be, I have no idea. 'Attractive' means nothing more than recognisably human."
"Christmas pudding: supermarkets do a very good one these days. Spend Christmas Eve destroying all evidence of the packaging."
"It is obscene to see people wandering about their houses in T-shirts in the winter months, why do they think God invented tweed and woollen underwear?"
"Leaning right back while draining the last droplets then toppling into a heap never fails to draw the host's attention to my alcohol-deficient state."
'Mrs Mills Solves All Your Problems', available in paperback and hardback from Amazon.
I've just ordered myself a copy - hurray!
ReplyDeleteHurrah indeed! Happy reading!
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