12 fine hair clips every year,
Sometimes headbands too-oo,
Buy for someone very dear,
Or keep them all for you-oo.
Your hair will look fucking rad,
From now until December,
Janine’s hair club makes us glaaad,
YOU SHOULD BE A ME-EMMM-BER!
What the hair clip angels neglected to tell us is a) what's included; b) how much it costs; and c) where we can sign up for this brilliance. I'll step in and take over from those lazy angels, shall I?
|8-bit Christmas hair clips, £12 each|
Every month, you (or your lucky giftee) will receive an exclusive Janine Basil hair accessory - that means it won't be on sale elsewhere in her shop. It might be a new colourway of an existing design, or a never-seen-before BRAND-NEW creation. In a year, you'll get 8 hair clips and 4 headbands, or - if you opt for a 6-month subscription - you'll receive 4 hair clips and 2 headbands. But that's not all! You'll also get a bonus little gift each month, which could be a piece of jewellery or even another hair clip. PLUS, 12-month subscribers will get an extra hair clip around their birthday. How lovely is that?
|Bam! headband, £15|
You can choose between geeky (expect zombies, pixels, and comic book goodness) or cute (lots of hearts, kawaii, glitter, and animals). Each version is available as a 12-month subscription at £144, or 6 months for £72. HOWEVER - there's a 25% discount right now, so if you enter the code EARLYCHRISTMAS at the checkout, the Hair Accessory of the Month club rates become £108 for 12 months, and £54 for 6 months. Pay monthly plans are also available if coughing up that amount of cash in December has made you do a little shiver/reach for the gin bottle - just contact Janine via her Etsy store for more details.
|Cherries headband, £15|
The last ordering date for Christmas is December 8th, and if you're buying a subscription as a gift, Janine will include a card with the first month's parcel. Visit her Facebook page to see photos of November's members modelling their goodies. There was a fox clip! I told you everything was relevant to our interests...