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Monday 29 April 2013

Calligraphuck's Exquisite Expletives



Salutations, motherfucker! Let me introduce you to Calligraphuck's range of sweary letterpress cards. One of these little beauties will serve as the perfect conduit for a missive to your most potty-mouthed friends. Swearing IS big and it IS clever - never forget it, kids.


This is the sort of thing Benedict Cumberbatch - himself a rather magnificent bastard - says to his chums all the time, isn't it? 


Know someone who's going through a rough patch? Send a profane pick-me-up to brighten their day. 




I love a bit of gratuitous swearing, and I think the reason these cards are so effective is the juxtapositioning (*pretentious face*) of profanity with the sort of calligraphic font normally reserved for wedding invitations. I can imagine hearing the satisfying thud of its heavy card hitting my doormat and thinking this was something VERY formal arriving in the post.

Calligraphuck's cards are £4 each, including birthday, congratu-fucking-lations, and Christmas cards (no, it's not too early, apparently - I've had a press release about it already). And if you reckon you'll still be with your magnificent bastard or bitch next Valentine's Day, they've got that covered, too. 

Calligraphuck - I fucking love you.

8 comments:

  1. I...I just...I....I want ALL OF THEM! All of them! And I speak as someone who has an actual box of stationery on my desk so clearly don't need any more ever again!

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  2. These are fan-f*****g-tastic! I love them!

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  3. I'd probably use these as wedding invitations.

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  4. Oh my. I am resisting the urge to curse, but I really love these.

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  5. These are fab...my boyfriend used to call me magnificent bastard for a reason only known to him, he laughed when I showed him last night :)

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  6. Simply f***ing brilliant.

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  7. Just received Happy Fucking Christmas and it's made my day :)

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