Platters mean good food. You can't put boring cereal or soup on a platter. Oh no. Platters mean cheese, platters mean meat. And cheese and some more cheese and a little bit more meat. Nothing bad has ever been served on a platter.
So I want one.
See? Cox & Cox are only showing their large platter with yummy things on. Look at all the bread! All for me! This one is £25, and arrives in mid April (you can order in advance though, and plan all the tasty things you'll buy to put on it).
Nothing that's basically invented for carrying cheese can be a bad thing. This small platter is £15.
If you need me, I'll be in the fridge eating cheese.