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Monday 28 May 2012

Children left unattended will be sold to the circus

I do like children but if you leave them unattended, they eat your biscuits, they play in your make-up and they spritz your Chanel all over the place. Even the good ones get up to mischief when you're not looking. They've all got very sticky fingers.

The obvious answer is to sell them to the circus. Do you remember Enid Blyton's circus books? I loved those and immediately wanted to go and live with an aunt and uncle who just happened to be a juggling clown couple (my aunt is actually a solicitor, I don't think she can juggle). This adorable print reminds me of those books. It's by Swedish duo One Must Dash and it's available exclusively from Bodie & Fou next week for £35.

That's about the going rate for a small circus child, I believe.


  1. I used to tell my brother that we found him, left behind, after the circus left town. I must have this print!

  2. They also think that because you can't see the perfume they've spritzed, you won't know that they've touched it. Except for the smell of course...

    1. Like when I'd lie about eating all of the chocolate. With chocolate all around my FACE.

  3. Oh, I have all of those things to look forward to! Love the print :-)

  4. ah brilliant Print! Of course my own child is an angel(ahem) but may get this for the others that keep appearing and eating all the goodies!


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