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Thursday, 4 October 2012

Shoe Porn: Red Kurt Geiger Platforms


I need to give you advance warning: Kurt Geiger have a shoe sale on. If you haven't been paid yet or if you plan on eating vegetables this month, proceed with caution. Because nothing is going to stop you from buying these red suede platform shoes. Nothing.



Mmmm, sexy strappy patent bits. That's actually a heel that I can walk in! None of this spindly spindly malarkey. These are high heels that you can clomp about in. Until it rains, do judge the weather carefully when you want to wear these. I can only assume that rain clouds have a crap hairdresser and ugly feet so they take it out on our pretty things.


These should be £140, but in the sale they're reduced to £70. That's a happy bargain right there. But there are lots of those to be found:


Want a little rundown? The geomoetric platforms have 50% off, the yellow patent strappy shoes are £55, those gorgeous tropical heels are just £35 and the leopard print pumps are just £29. Am I allowed to buy them all?

4 comments:

  1. So the yellow strappy patent ones look just like a pair I bought from Nine West a few months ago. So pretty, but feel like a pair of breeze blocks strapped to your feet. Have worn them once, and never again. Hopefully these are better...love your blog x

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    1. Actually, Kurt Geiger do stock Nine West. Could you not even break them in? Should I stick to the lovely red ones instead?

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  2. Sorry, but these are 4 of the fugliest shoes I've ever had the misfortune to see...Clockwise from top left:
    - Some animals are almost too ugly to live but why make shoes out of them? It's not big and it's not clever
    - The Only Way Is WTF?
    -My First Crayola Set Threw Up On My Feet
    -Reject 70s Wallpaper Design
    I love Domestic Sluttery but really...what has been seen cannot be unseen.
    Jo :-P

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    1. Thanks so much for your insight!

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